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Zombie-Scented Cologne And Perfume

Demeter has created zombie-themed scents for both him and her. Says the site: “So you’re a Zombie....

Demeter has created zombie-themed scents for both him and her. Says the site: “So you’re a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable.” How does “Zombie for Him” smell like? “Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.” As for “Her”: “A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.” Too bad their labels stink.

If you're interested, 1-oz bottles will set you back $20, and 4-oz bottles $40. That's four times the fragrance for only double the price -- what a steal! And speaking of stealing: I told my roommate the neighbors left their Wi-Fi unsecured this morning so we can pirate all the music we want to today. They didn't really though, it's just a Wi-Fi network I set up myself and am having monitored by the RIAA.

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